amnesia-fish:

appeasingclouds:

A new vending machine has been released which can print any book within minutes.

The Espresso Book Machine has access to 500,000 different books - the same as 23.6 miles of shelf space - and can even churn out a fresh copy of Crime and Punishment in just nine minutes.

Pages are printed at a rate of over 100 per minute and are then pressed, glued and cut to produce a pristine book.

Users simply pick the book they would like on a screen and wait for it to be printed … it certainly is a novel way of getting a new book.

i have a mighty need

(via shakingout-deactivated20121107)

gallifreyanheart:

I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell
I know right now you can’t tell
 

But stay a while and maybe then you’ll see

 
A different side of me 

(Source: thedefenderoftheearth, via winterinthetardis)

The First Doctor: The least important things, sometimes, my dear boy, lead to the greatest discoveries.
The Second Doctor: Well now I know you're mad, I just wanted to make sure.
The Third Doctor: Courage isn't just a matter of not being frightened, you know. It's being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway.
The Fourth Doctor: You're a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.
The Fifth Doctor: An apple a day keeps the... Ah, never mind.
The Sixth Doctor: Planets come and go. Stars perish. Matter disperses, coalesces, forms into other patterns, other worlds. Nothing can be eternal.
The Seventh Doctor: Yes, that's right, you're going. You've been gone for ages. You're already gone. You're still here. You've just arrived. I haven't even met you yet. It all depends on who you are and how you look at it. Strange business, time.
The Eighth Doctor: I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren't there.
The Ninth Doctor: The thing is, Adam, time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guidebook, you've got to throw yourself in! Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers!
The Tenth Doctor: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff.
The Eleventh Doctor: The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
winterinthetardis:

Rebloggable version, for all your kitchen pantry and Doctor Who needs!

#OMG the images that are floating #through my head right now! #OMG, and what if the Daleks #were just spice grinders? #What if the Cybermen were just #salt-and-pepper shakers?

winterinthetardis:

Rebloggable version, for all your kitchen pantry and Doctor Who needs!

#OMG the images that are floating #through my head right now! #OMG, and what if the Daleks #were just spice grinders? #What if the Cybermen were just #salt-and-pepper shakers?

rorytheroman:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

girl-panic:

thatawesomeone:

gwladus:

starrysleeper:

yumiswindow:

milesjai:

WHAT THE HELL BBC. DYING.

ALL OF THE REBLOG

OMFG

WHAT IS THIS EVEN

SOMEONE SEND HELP

THIS IS GOLDEN

I think the beatboxing chipmunk is my favorite.

The dentist monkey one sounds so much like Martin Freeman.

I think I like “Allen! Allen!” the best. Also “Nighttime” “DAYTIME!”

((OMG))

(Source: videohall, via princessoftheoz-deactivated2012)

wilwheaton:

Thank You Hater! - by Clever Pie and Isabel Fay (by cleverpie)

475,787 Plays

idigdougfunny:

ruinedchildhood:

When I drop food on the floor.

 


OMG, I’m crying

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via thelittlesecretsofmylife)

paging-doctorfaggot:

kdnms:

I’M ON THE FUCKING FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!!

I’M DYING FROM THE LAUGHTER!

(Source: poisonparadise, via thelittlesecretsofmylife)

god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick