ruingaraf:

themarchrabbit:

Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.

Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.

This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.

SCIENCE

thank you

this is one of the best comments this post has recieved

This is greatest thing I’ve read in a while

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kimi-ni-sachi-are:

[Watch the entire video of tomska's Sex Talk here]

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serpentinesibilance:

rainstorms-soul:

nootlife:

Oscar having a shower.

I want a little noot noot.

HAPPY NOOT

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the-adequate-gatsby:

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

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doomsdayy:

HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HIM

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first and last // lizzie bennet

first and last // lizzie bennet

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quentintortellini:

monster—zero:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

forever21jumpstreet:

speroni-baloney:

crazyfilipino:

that gif is so usefUL 

there are lots of…things happening in florida lately

Y’all done fucked around and rolled a 3 in Jumanji

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A haiku about the LBD tweets

missdarcys:

I thought I was over it
Four tweets is all it took
Damn it

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